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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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To be performed by a San Francisco staging design team.

Move My Hump

What you gonna with all that junk?
All that junk inside your house?

"I'mon make, make you clean it out.
Clean it out. Clean it out."

What you gonna do with all that cash?
All that cash inside your purse?

"I'mon make, make, make you work.
Make you work. Make you work.

"And have you move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump.
The dirt that's in a lump.
And cut down that tree stump."

Check it out!

It's driving me so crazy.
I know I might seem lazy.
But I am in a quandary.
I've got to fold your laundry.
And straighten up your clutter,
To earn my bread and butter.
The truth is I can do this,
Though sometimes I feel useless.
So now I'll do it, do it.
I'm gonna do it, do it.
She said to do it, do it.
She said,"You've got to move my hump.

"My hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump.
The dirt that's in a lump,
And please remove my stump.
My stump, my stump, my stump.
One less trip to the dump.
You've got to move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump."

She's got me folding ... Oooh
Folding all her laundry, laundry.
I'm in a quandary, quandary.
She's got me packing ... Oooh
Packing all her personal items,
I-items.

What you gonna do with all that grass?
All that grass on top of that dirt?

"I'mon make, make, make, make you work.
Make you work, make you work."

What you gonna do with all that dirt?
All that dirt in your backyard?

"I'mon make, make you work real hard.
Work real hard, work real hard.

"You've got to move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump.
The dirt that's in a lump.
From the back up to the front.
And don't forget my stump.
My stump, my stump, my stump.
My stump, my stump, my stump.
One less trip to the dump."

Check it out!

I met a lady, she was half crazy.
We had to move her stuff around daily.
Wash all the dishes, take out the trash,
All because she likes to spend cash.
"Just one more thing," she said,
"The rinse cycle takes Downy.
Just rinse it with some Downy."

Rinse with Downy, right?

She said, "That right.
But first, please move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump.
And please remove my stump.
My stump, my stump, my stump.
One less trip to the dump.
And don't forget my trunk.
The one that's full of junk."

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your house?

"I'mon make, make you move it out.
Move it out. Move it out."

What you gonna do with all that cash?
All that cash inside your jeans?

"I'mon make, make, make you clean,
Make you clean, make you clean!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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