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Friday, 3 September 2010

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If Freud's theory of libidinal flow having a huge impact on mankind is to be believed, it is no wonder the world is in such a mess today. The sexually-charged crap that has hit our televisions for the past few decades has accomplished what it set out to do, i.e. turn us all into reality television junkies.

But deeper than that, and more disturbing, is the fact that it is causing a major rift in Cosmic Energy, which explains why no serious strides forward can be made towards global peace and harmony. These dimwits are mucking up the works.

Hell, just look at the headlines, "Paris Hilton Caught Trying to Snort Jumbo Jet," Kate Gosselin Readies Brood for Tryouts for the Philadelphia Phillies," "Jon Gosselin Says No Way," Kate Gosselin Says Way," "Lindsay Lohan Says Gay, Not Gay, Gay," and on it goes.

No wonder we're on the eve of destruction. The really crazy thing is that people all over the world are falling all over themselves to be more like the United States. No one wants to be normal anymore and why? Because normal doesn't bring in the big bucks. There was a story once when a kid got three wishes from a genie. In one wish he asked for all the money in the world. He got his wish. We went to his front yard and there were piles and piles of money there in every denomination from every country in the world. Of course, no one else in the world had any more money so there was no sense in him having all the money. I mean, what was he going to do with it? Every time he tried to buy something, he couldn't because if someone took the money from him, it just went back to his pile.

I don't know what this has to do with the fact that celebrity is killing our world, but it was a good story.

Now if I could have my wish, I would wish that all the lame celebrities like the Situation, Snooki, Tareq and Michaele Salahi, Octomom, the entire state of New Jersey, the Gosselins, and the Palins could all be gathered up and placed on a deserted island where they'd bore each other to death.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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