A recent study has been carried out on Hemorrhoids. It IS believed, in the medical profession, that Hemorrhoids are indeed becoming Paranoid.
The Hemorrhoids vehemently deny this finding and say they are not sore about the results but they feel they just can't sit and take this, sitting down, without a fight.
A number of Hemorrhoids are rather upset as they have a feeling that they have been 'followed' and 'stalked' during the past few months.
Some say that their paranoia is fuelled by the fact that many have experienced strange tingling sensations in their bums, (not the usual sensations) and that they are hearing 'voices'.
The 'voices', experienced by many Hemorrhoids, are reported to be saying:
"Hey! Get off your arses and go and find a job. Stop using your bum problems as an excuse for not being able to work. Why should WE....truly suffering from a mental illness known as Paranoia, be associated with you lazy bums?"
The Medical Profession are researching this phenomena! More as this story unfolds.