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Friday, 27 August 2010

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It is true. I was fired from my job at Hooters last week because my boobs were considered to be too small.

I have been suffering from pain in my shoulder area and have been visiting my doctor on a regular basis. He did not have a problem examining my boobs and did not see why Hooters would have felt it necessary to fire me.

My boobs are natural and I have NOT had any surgery. OK...I do admit to enhancing my boobs with uplift bras, but that is no crime.

I know waiters (male servers - as we now have to call them) who stuff socks in their undies, in order to appear more - well.....what can I say)à

I do think I have a case to take to a tribunal...because...as the saying goes....

What is good for he goosers is surely good for the go-on-goosanderers!

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