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Wednesday, 28 December 2005

Subway has very delicious salads as well as big bread sandwishes. Many so-called dieters love the food and love the fact that the sandwishes are soo big. Many people who have gained over a certain number of pounds have set realistic goals providing they have trainers of the opposite sex. When in the company of people of theopposite sex, the desire for more food diminishes. Conversation becomes focused on other aspects of life besides food.

The trouble with gastric bypass is that it is effective if the surgeon performing the operation is any good.

Oprah Winfrey was quite successful in running marathons and in having a special chef provide her meals. Encouragement is effective and allows some people to ignore the mealtime while lack of companionship or a trainer does the opposite.

People who enjoyed slim bodies once upon a time long for the lean torso and the effects it has on the overall facial features as well. However, people caught in a cycle of poverty often eat the wrong type of foods and pretty soon, they develop the habit of consuming certain foods reknown to add on the pounds at a rapid rate.

Can readers understand why people attempt to
claim the funds that are rightfully theirs? It is more than greed you know, it also has the underpinnings of a desire for betterment in all facets of a "corpulent" person's life.

Oprah loves food and can affort a whole heap of bread, but she has managed to keep off much of the weight and we guess that she has an athletic trainer helping her to keep fit. How does the reader feel?

Success in losing weight is a function of those things mentioned above and encouragement from caring people not to mention good companionship as well as regular visits to a health spa coupled with a good nutritionist. Exercise and Diet will do the trick over a period of time.

Fat is only beautiful to surgeons who have to do the operation.

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