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Saturday, 21 August 2010

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Part #8: 'Factual Facts To Impress Your Date'

#10. Contrary to popular opinion, Eskimo Pies were not invented by Eskimos, but by polar bears.

#9. On September 11th, 2002, a wildly careening car was headed toward the Pentagon before being shot 425 times. Both the driver and the rattlesnake by his foot were dead.

#8. Sometimes, even it's own residents cannot figure out how in the world they ever wound up in Delaware.

#7. Ten times as many people in Ireland will ask you to kiss their ass that to kiss the Blarney Stone.

#6. Fish is definitely considered brain food but not for it's content. Instead, it comes from the imaginative stories people tell of the big one that got away!

#5. Amish children are allowed to play in small cars but only those made popular by Fred Flintstone.

#4. Both Ben and Jerry are lactose intolerant.

#3. After all the years of speculation about the cause of the smile on the face of the Mona Lisa, an old diary recently discovered reveals that the model was seeing a glob of paint on the end of Da Vinci's nose

#2. In an experiment conducted in 1969 using monkeys in a room filled with typewriters, not a single one wrote anything by Shakespeare. The closest one to any classic was "Call me monkey".

#1. Many Quakers of today have given up the language of "Thee" and "Thou". In fact their usual greeting has changed to, "How's it hanging?"

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