The latest film being made in the UK, by 'Connumall Films Ltd', is being produced at Westminster, with external shoots in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Brussels.
The producer is The Rt Hon David Cameron MP, who got his acting skills at Eton.
The lead is to be played by The Rt Hon Nick (in-at-last)Clegg MP.
The Director, The Rt Hon William Hague MP, who years ago directed another disaster movie called 'The Thatcher', wants the film to be titled 'The Beauty of Private Education in Action'.
Additional story-lines are supplied by the EFMS (Expense Fiddling Monitoring Service), but their input figures are considered to be of questionable validity by Finance Director The Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke QC MP, who thinks no one will be interested in Millionaire MP's who fiddle their expenses, as so much of this has been going on recently, the demographics will be a minimum in the ratings of the film.
The storyline is a familiar one, and reminiscent of 'The Great Train Robbery', 'The Kray Brothers', and 'Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid'.
Financing is expected to be obtained from back-handers from the rich, Swiss Bank Account holding MP's, and the Tax-payers anonymous sections of the industry and populace.
When released, the film will initially be shown at Eton, Brussels, and Party members only, before going public.