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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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Latest Gossip From the World of Entertainment - Keep your eye to the keyhole and your ear to the door!

Rosie O'Donnell is said to be returning to our television screens with an afternoon show on Oprah's new television network.

It has been a trying time for the ample sized funny one after leaving The View. There was somewhat of a cloud over her departure and background noise that she had been asked to leave by hostess Barbara Walters.

Precipitated by the very public feud with Real Estate magnate and King of Laquered Hair, Donald Trump, the two traded jabs on different television shows and it became very heated indeed. Insiders tell the Peeping Tom that it was really O'Donnell that kept the argument going; knowing that she had Trump by the short hairs. He was terrified that she would expose personal information about him.

What could possibly be brought out after two divorces and three marriages that would embarrass Trump? Well plenty! There is no video as yet uncovered, but we are told by persons who were there, that Donald and Rosie engaged in a public "Sword Fight" at a trendy club near Times Square. For the more prudish, a sword fight is the comparison of erect penises by two or more males to see whose is longest.

To his everlasting shame Donald's dick is shorter than Rosie's!! Rosie has threatened to take hers out and show us all but has been restrained by her handlers.

Rumors abound that this is the main reason Barbara Walters had to get her off The View as quickly as possible.

Public relations image handlers are said to be working furiously to repair Donald's image and his lawyers have sought quiet assurances that Rosie will not reveal any details of the duel.

Rosie is going to celebrate with her circumcision live on the premier show airing in the early Fall. The mohel performing the ritual trimming is said to be Rabbi Khalid Sheik Mohammad of Temple Al Queda using a knife forged from steel found at the base of the Bush/Cheney sabotaged World Trade Center.

We sought Barbara Walters input on these rumors but she was busy interviewing Elmer Fudd at press time.

Adieu,
Peeper, Looking and Lurking All the Time.

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