I love you, mammy, sweet and true,
When I wet my shorts you clean my poo.
So I sing this little happy song
My Mammy and me we just clap along.
I love you, mammy, so very much,
For you kiss my forehead with a piggy's touch.
When I go to school you make sandwiches,
And sew my torn trousers with fine stitches..
I love you, mammy, short and sweet,
You tuck me in at night and rub my feet.
If you scold me when I break a rule,
You are rarely ever excessively cruel.
Oh Mammy I hope you are just at the shops,
For I saw the Butcher eating chops.
He licked his lips and wiped his mouth
It's been 40-minutes since you went out.
As I sit alone upon the hay,
And ponder what you used to say.
"Dear Piglet, before it's too late,
Ensure you don't end up on the dinner plate"