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Thursday, 29 July 2010

Media butterfly Osama Bin Laden (the erstwhile Al Qaeda King) has apparently contacted Ant and Dec with a view to bringing the down under experience to an as yet to be disclosed location 'in the vicinity of Afghanistan/Pakistan/Iran - ooh did I really say that?'....

Max Clifford is on hand to sort publicity and Simon Cowell is busy sorting a record deal (just in case he has the X-Factor). The cheeky former Biker Grovers were unavailable for comment but were hastily booking flights with a view to arranging a formal interview. Dec is rumoured to be anxious to go undercover and wear a Burkha, Ant may also have to.

Other 'stars' desperate to make an appearance are former white house incumbent George Dubya Bush (he doesn't know the meaning of the word incumbent by the way, incompetent yeah). Katie Price is also rumoured to be making an appearance along with Paul Burrell. Tony Blair was invited but will conveniently be away, thus depriving Dubya of serious 'Poodle time'. Watch this space!

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