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Sunday, 25 July 2010

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Why do I bother to straighten my tail
When mother and father linger in jail?
Pulling faces when there's no one around,
Wasting my time playing the class clown.

Oink oink
Oink oink
Oink oink

Why do I bother oinking when I should be asleep,
Waking up the neighbour's sheep
Writing letters to people who never reply
Why?

Oink oink
Oink oink
Oink oink

Why do I bother licking my trotters
When horse, cow and chicken do something that matters?
Nosing through dirt and eating my poo
When military dictators plan an outrageous coup?

Oink oink
Oink oink
Oink oink

Why do I bother?

Oink....oink........oink..............oink................


...........oink....


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