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Thursday, 22 July 2010

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Sunshine is not silent
Reaching is not emotional
Hoping is not a bet
850 people flying in a single plane is progress

Pain had 2 vowels
Hopeful has 3
Tony Blair will die - as we all will one day
Football is strength and unity

Brazil is early yet rewarding
Time travel is still conjecture
E equals mc squared is more profound than Maxwell
Tragedy is a symptom not a crime.

Cold rolling of steel requires huge forces
Why don't the bearings break?
Iconoclasts are no longer white!
They are better, perhaps.

A pelican has a very long bill.
Doves should cry.
Pigeons should be eaten.
"Pepper" he said - from the woodshed!

Trajectory is not infinate.

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