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Monday, 19 July 2010

image for Sewer Workers Weekly. Letters To The Editor Thames Water Sewer Farm Holiday Park

Dear Sir,

How can Dia Rhia, (Welsh Sewer Supervisor) hate his job and describe it as shit? It is the business we are in!

When Mr. Rhia takes his family on holiday to the much subsidised Thames Water sewer farm holiday park, does he comlain then? I dont think so.

Yours Angrily

Mrs S. Hitter


Dear Sir

Mr. Rhia has questioned the integrity of Thames water sewer workers after losing the "Spot the Turd" competition in London last week. If Mr Rhia, and his cronies had not drunk so much cheese water, and paid a little more attention, they would have seen, as my team and I did, that the last turd to come down the trap, was covered in dolly mixtures and therefore belonged to Mrs Throng from the sweet shop.

Better luck next time Mr. Rhia!

Yours Sincerely

Mr. D. Tritus

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