Welcome to the scenic island of Golli Golli. The staff and management of the Cannibal Cafe, located inside of the Golli Golli Comfort Suite Hotel, hopes that you enjoy your stay in our tropical paradise.
Today's lunch special will feature an American dish, Macaroni and CheeseHeads. Our unique take on this traditional food features home made pasta cooked with a sauce made of the finest Wisconson Green Bay Packer fans (a tour group who tried to skip out on their hotel bill last week). We've simmered our sauce for hours, until you get that delicious, fall off the bone taste.
Our main course is served with sides of nut bread, black eyed peas, our version of potato skins (vegetable free for carnivores), and a fresh liver pate.
Those wishing an alternative to American fare can go with the traditional English Spotted Dick. The number of servings, however, are limited by the traditional smaller size of Englishmen and the small amount of British travelers in our facility.
An alternative for the kiddies is steak fingers. Some lucky children will even get real diamond and gold rings on the fingers of their meals (as our chefs never remove these before cooking). These are a lot more valuable than your cheap, plastic Happy Meal toys.
We hope that you will enjoy your dining experience in our facilities. We also wish to remind guests of the customary 50% gratuity for our wait staff (and you don't want to make them angry, because they'll make sure you're served for dinner... again).