Hobo Guacamole - Want to party like the "Rich N Famous" but you're homeless? Well, now you can invite all your friends over for chips and dip with this delicious recipe for Hobo Guacamole.
1 can of peas
5 packets of mayonnaise
2 packets each of salt & pepper
Mixing directions: smash the peas thoroughly and mix with mayo, add salt & pepper to taste (smashed peas look just like smashed avocados).
Once you've created your Hobo Guacamole, no one at your party will be able to tell the difference from the real authentic Mexican Guacamole, especially if they're drinking because it tastes the same and has the same color and texture.
Get a can of peas out of your local super market dumpster
The salt & pepper and mayo can be acquired at your local hamburger stand, rip off a packet of hot sauce too if you want your dip spicy (note: if you can't find a can of peas in the dumpster, string beans will do just fine).