Written by KendoMonkey

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Tags: Death, drunk, vomit

Monday, 13 October 2003

Is it just me, or as we get older do we have to put up with an increasing frequency of vomiters? I wouldn't say that I see vomit and hear vomiting everytime I step onto the streets. But when I do venture outside of my cave, it appears that I'm constantly forced to dodge the splatter against the lamp-posts.

I step out of a night-club or a bar and what do I see? Drunk people and Vomiters. They are two different categories. Drunk people have the decency to go home and vomit. Vomiters are happy to 'go for it' anywhere they want. It's rude, it's anti-social and it's smelly.

I'm sure you've all gone into town on a Sunday morning and been revolted by the 'chuck-ups' you see along the way. It's certainly happened to me.

I say: "Please, vomiters. Think of others."

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