Written by Lady Godiva

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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Spoof writer Lady Godiva has recently been asked by 'other writers' if she is a virgin. This question was a direct result of her admission that she was indeed applying for God's job whilst he takes a year off.

God's son, Jesus, wrote a Diary entry today because he is really pissed off at the idea. HE was promised the job.l

Back to the 'virgin' issue. On being asked if she was a virgin, and eligible to even 'apply' for the job, Lady G. admitted, something she has been keeping from her close friends and family members, that she is indeed A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN.

Lady G. backs this up by stating:

"If Christians can accept Born Again Christians then the whole world should accept Born Again Virgins, both male and female.

Lady G. is putting together a list of Born Again Virgins and hopes to have email addresses soon, in order to allow Born Again Virgins to contact each other. If you wish to 'come out' just leave your name and email address in the Discussion Forum and Lady G. will contact you.

It is sincerely hoped that many BAV's will come out of the closet and be PROUD. She says, " Then, and only then, can we have an Annual Parade.in which all of us BAV's can wear the Blue and the White.Perhaps we can eventually be accepted and understood by the mainstream folk who, at present, haven't a clue that we even exist.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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