Lady Godiva has just contacted the offices of The Spoof to let them know that God has received her application for his job. The application was accompanied by several references from fellow Spoofers, one of whom believes it's time a woman took over. Lady Godiva would like to thank Aubergine Underwood for her support with her application.
God is said to be considering taking a 'Gap Year' as they call it in England.....and so Lady G. may indeed get an opportunity to screw up the world very soon.
Even though God knows Lady G. doesn't believe in him he said this does not concern him because he doesn't believe in her either.
In fact, that is WHY God is considering letting her take the reigns for a while.
He said, "What better qualifications could a person need who is wanting a 'go' of doing my job?"
God said he will be making his decision shortly. Which in God's terminology could mean a couple of thousand years.
More to come if you're still around to read it.