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Sunday, 4 July 2010

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Prime Sinister of the UK
The Rt Hon David Cameron - Inadvertent chard homo

Deputy Prime Sinister, Lord President of the Council
The Rt Hon Nick Clegg - Right lengthen cock

First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, Creep
William Hague - A huge William

Chancellor of the Pinching Exchequer
The Rt Hon George Osborne - She to bog Northerner ego

Secretary of State for the Home Department & Minister for Women and Equalities
The Rt Hon Theresa May MP - Oh thy rash temperament

Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Injustice
The Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke QC MP - Threaten PM trench honk elk

Secretary of State for Lack of Defence
The Rt Hon Dr Liam Fox MP - Daft thorn prolix, hmm..

Secretary of State for the lack of Business, Innovation and Skills
The Rt Hon Dr Vincent Cable - Inadvertent clench throb

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Fiddling
The Rt Hon Chris Huhne - Thither hunch her son

Secretary of State for Health Closing Hospitals
The Rt Hon Andrew Lansley CBE MP - He rob me transcendental whelp

Secretary of State for Lack of Education
The Rt Hon Michael Gove MP - A hemp vetch Moonlighter

Secretary of State for the Prevention of Communities and Local Government
The Rt Hon Eric Pickles (MP) - It kept her Chronicles

Secretary of State for Transport & Road Tolls
The Rt Hon Philip Hammond (MP) - Him hop the Northland imp

Secretary of State for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs
The Rt Hon Caroline Spelman (MP) - Comprehension then all rat

Secretary of State for International Development & Back-Handers
The Rt Hon Andrew Mitchell (MP) - Handwritten he'll torch 'em

Secretary of State for Subculture, Olympics, Media and Sport
The Rt Hon Jeremy Hunt (MP) - Hornet ether myth jun

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
The Rt Hon Owen Paterson MP - Hot new Northeastern pomp

Secretary of State for Scotland
The Rt Hon Michael Moore MP - Oh Chronometer tail hem

Secretary of State for Wales
The Rt Hon Cheryl Gillan MP - Thrill then hop Clergyman

Chief Secretary to the Fiddling Treasury
The Rt Hon Danny Alexander MP - Hydrothermal Ann end pen tax

Minister without Portfolio (So gets ginfolio)
The Rt Hon Baroness Warsi - Northeaster's brash wino

Leader of the House of Lords, Snob & Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
The Rt Hon Lord Strathclyde - Decathlon thresh or Ltd try

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