I have to agree with goldie206's article that Obama is indeed the lovechild of Winston Churchill.
The proof I have is contained in letters found in my sister-in-law's home in Melton Mowbray - Leicestershire.
Winston Churchill, it is alleged, entertained his 'ladies' in this beautiful 200 year old stone house.
When my sister-in-law was putting an extension onto the back of the house, planning permission WAS granted - an outside wall was taken down. Hidden inside the brick wall was a metal box. On opening the box it was found to contain love letters from Winston's ladyfriends.
One of these letters announced the birth of a little 'brown' baby and a picture was enclosed. The letter had a P.S. "Your son will follow in your political footsteps. He will - one day - be President of the USA. Although you deny him - he will make you proud. I will not be coming after you for child support. I know you need your money for your big fat cigars."
The letter was unsigned but had a USA stamp and postmark.
President Obama could not be reached for comment. He was in a meeting, trying to sound concerned about the oil spill.