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Thursday, 1 July 2010

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"The liberation of all races and nationalities is rapidly approaching, and at the top of that list is the true liberation of women from the demeaning state in which they have been "ruled over." This also produces a liberation for man that yields a more fulfilling and rewarding life, a greater unity and oneness with God, and the greater experience of what true masculinity was intended to be from the beginning" - say Ronald Weinland

Oh my! This man is definitely 'deluded'. He hasn't met ME. I've never been in a demeaning state in which I've been ruled over. Neither has my mom or any of my close female friends.

It's obvious poor Ron has never met a 'real' woman.

As for taking any notice of his words in order to reside with him in the hereafter. Give me a break! Besides the fact that I don't believe in an afterlife, if I DID, I'd not want to be anywhere near a loonie like him.

That last paragraph makes no sense whatsoever. Aah! Well! It fits right in up there with Ronald's writings.

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