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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Famous actresses and fashion models are busy people. So, when it comes to that time of month, they'd rather concentrate on other things. Which is where you come in.

As a trained Tampon Insertion Technician it will be your job to see there are no messy accidents.

No previous experience necessary as full training is provided. You don't even need any educational qualifications. Just good eyesight and a steady hand. After all, you don't want to put it in the wrong place!

Read what some TIT's have to say…

'A bleeding good job!' Ron, London.

'It's good for a period.' Helen, Birmingham.

'I feel a right cunt,' Eddie, Leeds.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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