After England's display of poor quality football in South Africa, FIFA are to introduce some new rules.
From now on the coach should be a National from the country which the team represents and also each player (who plays for the national team) should not play in any other country for their entire football playing career. This would instil a higher degree of patriotism. FIFA have noted that a majority of players who represent their particular country, play for English teams anyway! This must stop. From now on, players will make a career choice in playing for their country or playing abroad -- but NOT both.
Furthermore, football players worldwide will now be paid £25 per hour and each time that the team wins it will be given a bonus. Times are hard in the current global, financial crisis and FIFA want to be seen doing their bit.