Here are some unintentionally humorous newspapers headline
Report from Inchcock Chamber's (Reporter extraordinaire) Famous Diary.
Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
Stiff Opposition Expected To Graveyard Plan
Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
Prisoners Escape After Execution
Protestors Tried To Spoil Play But Actors Succeeded
30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
Police Recover Stolen Hamster, Arrest 3
Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town
Low Pay Reason For Poverty, Study Says
Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
Man Recovering After Fatal Accident
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Lucky Man Sees Friend Die
Man Is Fatally Murdered
Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Debate about hanging suspended
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while.
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 Years.
Two Soviet ships collide, one dies.
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
New study of obesity looks for larger test group.
Crash courses for private pilots - The Daily Telegraph
Filming in cemetery angers residents - The Evening Standard
Man found dead in graveyard - The Evening Standard