Heads will roll, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's responsible for the debacle? I see five (be)headings and five corresponding penalties:
The coach, Domenech. He will have his eyebrows shaved on prime time TV.
The French Football Federation: the bosses will undergo compulsory lipposuccion.
The players: their Nintendo consoles will be confiscated and access to call-girls denied for 4 years.
The Jabulani ball: will not be sold in France for being too round. The Eu Commission will sue France. France will invoke national security. Newspapers will sell.
Vuvuzelas: will be guillotined in public at place de la Concorde.
France scored one goal, fetched 5 balls in their nets, lost twice and drew once. They will be classified 31st, just in front of North Korea, with a special jury price for parody.