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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

The British Government employment team have come up with a bold new direction: to use drug abuse, unemployment to have them working together. A new department will be formed to train the new recruits called "Auntie GOV".


Government survey: Name - Weed Speed

Government employment scheme: Name - Snappy-Daze...


Drugs used, were Speed and Weed.

Unemployed used, were Tokers and Speeders.

The British Government used, was Auntie GOV.


A survey with unemployed Tokers of weed/cannabis, What is the min to max that they spend per giro on their drug habit, and if that amount can be deducted and replaced with "ready rolled Auntie GOV's Bond_sealusing 3 skin Blunts", and also provide them with Employment Manufacturing amphetamine sulphate to street drugs including (speed,whizz, billy, sulphate, grudge, dexys, blues, base), would they like to be involved in the scheme and distribute the final product to the speeders. An undisclosed amount of amphetamine users are planned to be involved in the Government employment scheme.

And a survey with unemployed Speeders of Amphetamine, What is the min to max that they spend per giro on their drug habit, and if that amount can be deducted and replaced with "ready bagged Auntie GOV's Moonfaced", and also provide them with Employment in the Cultivation of cannabis and hemp to street drugs including (weed, solid, medicine's, foods, fibre's, fuels and more), would they like to be involved in the scheme and distribute to the final product to the tokers. An undisclosed amount of weed/cannabis users are planned to be involved in the Government employment scheme.

People who abuse drugs are to pilot New employment scheme, where abusers of 2 very different drugs, and an Aunty will be working with and for each other, A first ever, in this new style Government employment scheme.


Government employment scheme: Name - Snappy-Daze gets approved and started.

A few months later! Government employment scheme cancelled.


Outcome for The British Government

The British Government now have more unemployed and more money going out than before,
Tax payers take it on the Chin as they always do.


Outcome for Auntie GOV

Auntie GOV Staff walked out of The British Government and Reformed with new premises along with all of the speeders from employment scheme Snappy-Daze, Tokers also walked, who are never the fastest whatever they do are nearly all back together Manufacturing and Cultivation Auntie GOV's Bond_seal and Auntie GOV's Moonfaced.

Some speeders up for hours clock watching others staring at the intricate detail of the brush strokes on a wall, ceilings anything, others are working a second job at night cleaning a lot of the tokers flats/rooms, One speeder said, it's that or jumping around like a nutter to banging tunes, getting an ASBO for noise pollution, we could not find any tokers to comment, a speeder had this to say about the tokers If you see any it's late at night, at the door paying for the pizza delivery.

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