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Sunday, 20 June 2010

image for Disney: If at First You Can't Continue With a Franchise, Create a Mirror Image New One! Me? I've been right here. [holds up his arms in handcuffs] Who did you leave him with? Your people?

If at First You Can't Continue With a Franchise, Create a Mirror Image New One!

Disney, a company that has the uncanny ability to be molasses-sweet and incredibly profitable, had come to a conclusion: Instead of filming 'High School Musical 4' they will create another new franchise with "Lemonade Mouth", adapted from a Random House book aimed at the pre-pubes market.

In it, five freshmen who meet in detention decide to form a garage band using unusual instruments. Three things are guaranteed:

1.) Adults will find it unwatchable.

2.) The characters will be plastered on merchandise which will be prominately displayed on every endcap in my local Wal-Mart.

3.) My daughters will tell me that they can not show their faces in school without said merchandise.


This show, which is guaranteed to be direct-to-DVD-level quality, starts filming in July.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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