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Sunday, 20 June 2010

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Inmates at a Kentucky prison have apparently been flushing everything they can down the commode to stop it up.

"They're placing towels, sneakers, old underwear and other debris down toilets, causing problems for the operators of the local sewage treatment plant", stated a prison spokesman. "We've been up Shit Creek for three months! hee hee hee."

"Why?"

"Just don't give a shit. Aha! Ha! Ha! "I set you up for that one."

"Butt seriously (snort), the county commissioners stated this week that they have voted to bring in a $250,000 filter, which is huge, to catch the debris before it can reach the sewer system."

"Why not have the inmates just clean up their mess? They're the ones who caused it?"

"That's what we said at the meeting. 'Let them stir in their own juices once the commodes run over' (snort!) "But that would be cruel and inhumane treatment", they told us. So we told them to go ahead and get their shit together (Snort! fart). That there was more shit and shorts headed their way."

"So, no punishment for the ones doing this?'

"Well, they're on the warden's shit list."

I guess working with murderers and robbers makes you joke a lot.

This is Chester Ingraham for UP2.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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