Every 4 year old goes through the same thing:
Parent: "Don't touch the stove. It is hot and you'll burn yourself."
Child: (Touches stove, burns self.)
PArent: "Didn't I tell you it is hot and you'll burn yourself?"
You'd think Lindsay Lohan would have more sense than a 4 year old.
Nope. Let's look at it, piece by piece.
So, remember when dumbass was supposed to finish alcohol education classes, and, instead, jetted off to France? Well, Lindsay was on probation when she failed to appear in court last month. That's when Judge Marsha Revel revoked her probation and set bail at $100,000.
In return for bail, Lindsay promised to appear for a hearing on the probation violation, which is on July 6.
Sunday night, Lohan went to the MTV Awards, and apparently have a few cocktails. Her SCRAM anklet detected booze in Lindsay's system, so SCRAM generated a report to officials.
Now, because of the incident, Lohan has FORFEITED the $100,000 bail she posted. The Judge issued a bench warrant for her arrest, and Lohan had to post new bail, set at $200,000, so she can remain free.
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, told TMZ that Lindsay's SCRAM bracelet "indicated the presence of a small amount of alcohol on Sunday night."