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Monday, 7 June 2010

The World Music Federation has concluded a world wide survey of the best of popular music of all time. The results are bound to cause uproar throughout the entertainment industry.

TOP Popular Music is 'Anarchy in the UK' by the Sex Pistols.

The choice may overturn the British Government.

Second was 'Empty Bed Blues' by Bessie Smith.

Public sympathy for this choice is assured.

Third is the delightfully titled 'Is You Is Or Is You Aint My Baby' by Louis Jordan. The title alone nearly gave it first place.

Nina Simone with 'I put a Spell on You' had the judges vote for number 4.

Others in the first ten were:

5 'One For My Baby' Frank Sinatra

6 'Twist & Shout' The Beatles

7 'Star Spangled Banner' Jimi Hendrix

8 'Its Only A Paper Moon' Ella Fitzgerald

9 'Long Distance Call' Muddy Waters

10 'Here Comes the Rain Again' Eurythmics.

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