In response to the growing fears regarding the extent of the Oil spillage in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama released the following statement:-
In view of the ever increasing risk of pollution and the resulting environmental damage being caused to the area I intend to take the following action:-
I intend to have, without delay, a microphone placed outside the White House. I will then have placed to the right of that microphone a Teleprompter.
I will also have a Teleprompter placed to the left of that microphone.
I will at a time which is shortly to be established,
stand in front of that microphone and I will read from the Teleprompter to the left.
I will then read from the Teleprompter to the right before reading from the Teleprompter to the left again.
Furthermore, I intend to repeat this process, looking first to the left and then to the right and then to the left again for at least 35 minutes.
I will blame BP. I will blame the sub contractors to BP. I will blame as many people as I can . I will repeat myself over and over again in a totally sanctimonious manner and show the Nation and the World what a decisive President I really am. You, the Nation, can then judge.
Can I go on and on and on about it? YES...I...CAN!
Can I feign outrage? YES...I...CAN!
Can I fanny about and do sod all? YES...I...CAN!!!