We have all probably heard the news announced by J. Craig Venter Institute, May 20, 2010, on creation of the first synthetic cell.
Looks like Frankenstein, a novel by Mary Shelley, is taking a new evolutionally turn. Of course, we do admire the robots which can defuse road bombs, and, if the system is running short of dead bodies as fake drivers of vehicles employed in suicide bombing, they can use live robots as substitutes; therefore, it is time for the new live robots to play their precious role in the warfare of the future.
When times arrives for showdown, we have the well-armed synthetic self-sufficient airborne paratroopers of the supper powers on one side, and the nuclear-armed troops of the occult leaders of the Middle East who are determined to push back their own nations to stone-age era, on the other side. Exceptions are those who can pack up and transfer immense amount of stolen public money and move to safe havens such as Canada, US, Bermuda, etc.
Actually, J. Craig is one step behind here, as the despots, who strongly believe in mysticism, for centuries have practiced raping females and then removing the newborn bastard infants from their biological mothers to be raised as brainwashed ruthless warriers!
Anyway, it would be interesting to imagine what would happen when both armies of live robots and bastards meet face-to-face.
Despots' mentality, naturally, pivots around spoils of war as well as prisoners of war, and above all taking female hostages. They have expertly used hostages as a pawn to put across their demands.
Anyway, when the leader of the occult system smells of sex, a sacred tradition among them, he gets very excited and pricks up his ears. Then he anxiously inquires about any worthwhile prisoner, when he is told of capturing a unicorn type of a bisexual soldier of the faithless army.
He is further told that the captured guy has got a handsome frontal female sexual organ and a hidden male organ retreated deep in his rectum which resemble a long-elastic-curved carrot that can reach his/her own frontal organ and achieve full sexual satisfaction, an instance of advanced self-sufficiency for the armies of the future.
Now, the astonished white-bearded despot looks really dumb and numb. After finding his tongue, he summons his personal physician who advises him as follows:
My lord, this is a unique opportunity. You should not hesitate a moment to experience the occasion, as this is a gift bestowed upon you by the Almighty. I can assure you of unforgettable immense pleasure you get from this practice because when you engage in coition, the invisible semi-circular carrot keeps searching for a cavity. In this case, your bare buttocks will be the first place to examine, and while you are frontally engaged with the live synthesized robot, this carrot, after properly lodging itself, begins stimulating you in an unprecedented manner!