Billy, the Big Yin, has put pen to paper for Susan Boyle. His new ditty is sung to the tune of D-I-V-O-R-C-E which is a parody of another song which I know nothing aboot.
A C-H-E(space)Q-U-E arrived for Susan Boyle today.
She earned it from the great CD that recently came our way.
Simon Cowell, he was so chuffed, he wet his P-A-N-T-S
When asked to record another CD -Susan Boyle said Y-E-S.
She's a grand wee lassie is Susan Boyle
Of that there is no doubt.
She'll be raking in more millions you will see
She's got C-L-O-U-T CLOUT!