Timothy Spall went out in a squall
On his beautiful pea green barge.
With plenty of money
And taking his 'honey,
He's decided he's now in charge.
He's had a great life and has a great wife
And starred in Aufwiedersehen Pet
He's a cancer survivor
And he's not a miser
He's lots of living to do yet.
Tim's a great fella' but goes kinda yella
When the waves are above his head
He does get scared when out on the water
At least that's what Timothy said.
He's cute in his looks, reads plenty of books
To learn about life on the sea
He's making some shows of his life on the waves
To show to you and to me - on t.v.
Thank you Tim. I raise my glass
To you and your wonderful wife.
Your fans wish you well and know that it's swell
That with us you will 'share your life'.