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Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Dear Bonnie Contention,

I have this problem where I find myself asking perilously under-qualified people for advice. What's your advice?

Yours desperately,

Hope Toodye

Dear Hope,

I am a big fan of lubrication. It makes things run more smoothly, you can last longer and enjoy every second rather than anticipating perhaps a less comfortable moment in sex. Every day I meet people purchasing their first bottle of lube. Sometimes it is older women who approach me, their bodies not producing lubricant like they used to. Other times I have young women who, by some chance, discovered the joys of wetter sex. It is a pleasure to talk about the various types of lubricants we offer, helping them locate what they think it should feel like. Hope this helps! Bonnie

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