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Monday, 12 April 2010

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For the seventh year running, Leeds has been recognised as having the most organised fashion scene in the UK.

Pepe de Schaat of elite London fashion agency FashionFashionGoGo was on the voting panel and offered this exclusive insight into the judges decision, "Leeds has a unique ability for organising their fashion, darling!! Nowhere else are people so desperate to achieve a personal sense of style, that they end up looking like everybody else in the whole city". When pressed for the future of Leeds fashion, Pepe said it was likely that the current 'classic' style would prevail, maybe forever. Spoof Magazine is proud to highlight this style for those that have somehow missed the fashion boat:

Men: Hair cut at zany angles with a sweeping fringe and bits sticking out all over the place. Jeans should be worn below the arse so that we are all able to see what wacky boxer shorts from Topman you are wearing this week. All t-shirts should be accompanied with a stupid scarf.

Ladies: It's all about Ugg Boots - preferably worn so that your feet slop off to one side when walking. Pair these with some horrible grey trackie bottoms and hooded top with a logo. Hair should look messed up but actually have taken 4 hours to get right and faces should be orange up to the edge of the jaw line.

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