Colonel Saunders is pleased to announce the arrival of his new Spring menu, available at his restaurants in central London.
Why not try the following mouth watering offerings:
The Minger Tower Bugger Me Meal- a stacked burger with rat droppings, cat sick, dead flies and the Colonels secret spices.
Snot Wings-Dead pigeon wings covered in snot from an illegal immigrant employed to work in the kitchen.
Bargain Bucket-you'll need this to be sick in.
Special 5 Pieces Meal-If you can manage more than one piece you are special, as in a special case and you belong in a secure unit.
Remember, this is only available at the Colonel's London stores. Be sure to tell the Health Inspectors.
Any similarity between this story and a real restaurant in London's West End is purely intentional.