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Friday, 9 April 2010

I wasn't going to write anymore today but, god damn it, The Spoof is making me. So..

In News Today

Sandra Bullocks responds to rumors about having a sex tape with her husband. I know denial when I see it. Plus Hollywood sex tapes are nothing special anyway, so no need to give a shit. I mean, come one, you're famous. Hire James Cameron to shoot it or something.

What else is interesting these days?

Lady Gaga denies being a talent-less attention whore that has no idea of the concept of art and not writing shitty glam techno "music". And every song is exactly the same. About promiscuity and being a bi-sexual. And dancing. I mean, music is still art right?

That's it, but I gotta elongate this shit as long as possible so you got to bear with me. Miley Cyrus embarrasses herself on American Idol. American Idol embarrasses itself by having Miley Cyrus on.
And iCarly is fuck it I quit.

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