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Thursday, 8 April 2010

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When the internet became very popular and mostly used for porn, porn, porn, funny pictures, texts, videos, and more porn. It was the most amazing thing ever.

Since at least 2000 or maybe even earlier, there has been an increase in original things like cat pictures, "Fail" things which showed someone messing up on something which looked pretty funny. It kept being funny until a point that it's been abused so much that it wasn't even funny anymore.

This is what 1/5 of the internet has become - old, copy pasted and unfunny bullshit that no one likes anymore, except for people that just discovered a computer, or fucking retarded. Where as 3.99/5 is still great porn and that .1% is original/content.

It stopped, or at least was barely talked about anymore, for a couple of years. Then it started again, the horrible unfunny bullshit started again. Social Websites like Myspace and Facebook adding more people to the internet which is adding people who think that all the old crap is hilarious and decide to repost it, then talk about it in real life. And if you're someone who's known about this shit for several year, you go into a spiraling anger which makes you want to kill everyone.

Every time I hear the word "FAIL" by someone in real life, I want to attack them and shove a drill into their eye. The word "FAIL" has been used so much, It's as if someone picked something up and threw it out. Then took it out after a week of rotting, starting shoving their dick into it repeatedly and use it as a cumrag. Then letting several people fuck it and then cut it up into a bunch of little pieces and then fucked it again.

I'm telling you we need to stop this. After you see or hear someone doing "FAIL" in real life, please, go up to them, punch them in the face, and then walk away. If this is left alone, then more and more old unfunny crap will be revived and cause millions of suicides.

Please stop this. If you are one of those assfaggots that use "LOLCATS" "FAIL" "CHUCK NORRIS FACTS" or other old shit. Stop or just go ahead and punch yourself in the face, OR stop using this bullcrap and make it ORIGINAL.

This is a very serious matter. As said, if this issue isn't stopped. There will be millions of suicides, which will lead to wars, which will lead to nukes. And I don't think this is how we want to go out. I think that we would much rather enjoy having a war with aliens or zombies, or some shit like that.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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