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Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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In this follow up I tracked down a KKK member and interviewed him. The results were mind-blowing. Continue if you want to be re-assured of how right I was in the previous article. If you haven't read it, read it now. And obviously you then HAVE to watch some porn in between. SO here it is! The Interview.

Me: Alright, so lets get started.

Me: Was anyone in your family in the KKK before you joined?

KKK Member: My pops was in the Klu Klux Klan before I was even born, and he stayed in until his death.

Me: Do you think that affected you wanting to join in anyway?

KKK Member: I believe that when we just young kids our fathers are our role-models, so yeah I'd say, it made me want to be like him.

Does it sometimes feel like your below 70 IQ gets in the way of all your intolerance?

KKK Member: You know I came here expecting a serious interview but if you don't stop disrespecting me I'm gonna have to rough you up a little.

Me: So we both agree that there is no way you would've joined the KKK if you hadn't inherited your father's mental retardation. But why are you avoiding the question?

KKK Member: You do not talk about my daddy! I ought to whip you up an ass-whupping,

Me: I ought to whip you up THIS DICK

Interview Over.


So you see kids this type of stupidity is extremely dangerous and very contagious, so stay away as far as possible. Unless you think what I did was immature. Then it's far too late, you have already contracted the Illness.

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