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Sunday, 4 April 2010

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According to a recent BBC report, A British couple jailed in Dubai for kissing in public have lost their appeal and have been sentenced to a month in jail, deportation and a fine.

They should have read the laws of Dubai before they entered the country:

* Kiss in public: 1 month in jail.

* Open mouth kiss in public: 2 months in jail.

* Open mouth kiss in public with tongue down to tonsils : 3 months in jail.

* Open mouth kiss in public with tongue down to tonsils and hands wrapped around the upper torso: 4 months in jail.

* Open mouth kiss in public with tongue down to tonsils and hands wrapped around each other's buttocks: 5 months in jail.

* Open mouth kiss in public with tongue down to tonsils and hands wrapped around the Warden's buttocks: Full Pardon.

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