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Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Not Watch Reality Shows On T.V.

10. They are made for people who don't have a life.

9. They "star" idiots who want their 15 (or more) minutes
of fame.

8. They're cheap to make because the participants take part for FREE because THEY don't have a life.

7. These shows are stupid. Extremely stupid people 'star' (if you can call it that) in them in them and stupid people watch them.

6. These shows are idiotic. Who in their right minds would believe ANY of them are actually REAL?

5. These shows are examples of pathetic media attempts to suck in 'mindless' individuals who can't READ.

4. You SHOULD have BETTER things to do in your spare time.

3. If you have children, you SHOULD spending quality time with them instead of watching these 'mindless' reality shows.

2. If you don't have children, your time would be better spent TRYING to have children.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH REALITY SHOWS ON T.V.


1.THEY ARE NOT BLOODY WELL REAL. THEY ARE MADE FOR T.V.

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