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Sunday, 21 March 2010

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George W. Bush was born on July 6th, 1946 - this makes him 2 years and 2 months older than I am.

He served as the 43rd President of the United States from 2001 to 2009. He kept getting re-elected because people found him funny and never knew 'what he would say next'.

In 2002 he was made an Honorary Member of the Comics Union and when making his acceptance speak he wore a fake red nose and threw a bucket of water over the journalists. It was supposed to be a bucket of paper cuttings, but YOU know George W.

He graduated in 1968 from Yale with a PhD. in B.S.
G.W. graduated from Harvard in 1975 with an F.A. degree. His final dissertation was on 'How to count backwards from 100'.

He worked briefly in his family's oil business. It's a little known fact that he actually worked at one of their garages checking oil levels in cars, but didn't want to put that on his resume.

He did lots of stuff as President of The United States, but all that's pretty borning so if you want to know about THAT STUFF go and GOOGLE him.

He's writing a book about his presidency. It's a big picture book and will have an estimated ten pages.
George is illustrating it himself with his new Crayola Coloured Pencils which was a Valentine's gift from his wife.

Note: Special thanks go out to Nae mair crap for finding my homonym error - which has now been corrected.

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