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Saturday, 20 March 2010

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I am sick and tired of the Bible and its Myths, which you will have figured out if you've been 'reading' this series.

My good dog....They said Jesus walked on water. So what the bejeezers is great about that?

People in cold climates do it all the freaking time. For Pete's sake - we call the water ICE.

Joseph was said to be the biological father of Jesus. Joseph was a bleeding carpenter and yet he couldn't knock together a little crib - or cradle - for his baby. He allowed Jesus to lie in a stinking manger.

That's kinda sad when you think of it. No wonder Jesus never talked to his dad after that. Would YOU have?

Mary was a good mother. She made sure Jesus always had sandals to wear, which WE now call 'Jesus Sandals'.

Mary would go to camel boot sales and buy up old leather whips. She was very creative and was able to turn these 'whips' into sandals for her son Jesus.

Ever a loving mother, Mary introduced her son to a number of her friends. These ladies worked the Red Light District but were really NICE women.

Two of them took Jesus 'under their wings' and he didn't object.

When, at 33, he met his 'fate' - one of his lady 'friends'
was there.

Well, you probably know the rest. Easter eggs and Easter Bunnies, paste eggs and Easter Egg Hunts.....who could ask for anything more?

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