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Thursday, 18 March 2010

image for Gordon Brown the candidates debate 10 things he must not say read my lips, I am from Yorkshire

1 Don't admit that you are Scottish

2 Don't admit that you are the unelected Prime Minister

3 Don't admit you voted for the war in Afghanistan

4 Don't admit there is a war in Afghanistan

5 Don't admit you used to be Chancellor of the Exchequer

6 Don't admit you are not an Old Etonian

7 Don't admit the economy can still go boom and bust

8 Don't mention the economy, stupid

9 Don't admit any knowledge of Tony Blair

10 Don't even mention the war

(I could not count that's why I was Chancellor. Lord Mandelson told me to say that.)

11 Don't admit that Mandelson and Alistair Campbell run the country

12 Don't dwell on Campbell, looks bloody Scottish

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