There has been a lot of coverage of jug abuse lately (well, that's what I thought the newsreader said) so I thought I would make a definitive list of the ways people misuse jugs.
The misuse of jugs by Rob Barratt
Ostrich-sized egg cup
Generously optimistic receptacle for urine sample
Home for giant's false teeth
Remove base to use as a megaphone
Storage for used chip fat
Breasts for impoverished female impersonator
FA Cup replacement (if lost)
Weapon against intruders (not plastic jugs)
Vessel for syringing ears in the absence of a kidney bowl
Toby or not Toby?
That is the question.
I guess every pitcher tells a story……..