Question: What is more fun for you, going to school or being with your brothers and sisters?
5 year old boy: I really like going to school, but my brothers and sisters are fun too!
Question: Do you know who our president is?
5 year old boy: Yes, He is Barak Obama, a weakling south-sider Chicagoan who rose to power through the dirty dealing of Daly's political machine.
Question: What would you rather be when you grow up, a fireman or an astronaut.
5 year old boy: Although space travel would be very exciting, the fireman's career can also have exciting moments and culminate in an extremely lucrative pay package with cost of living benefits added in during later years.
Question: Wow! Its not every 5 year old that can calculate
monetary needs going forward like that. Do you follow the stock market?
5 year old boy: I want to go play on the swings now.