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Monday, 8 March 2010

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Attention all good writers for TheSpoof.com and mucky mucks that have their heart set on such by land and by sea.

It has come to the knowledge of yours truly that several untoward thoughts may be being made public by alleged writers in The Forums particularly those expressing their thoughts without due course of a story to prove their mettle.

Writers should be made aware that Mr. Mark Lowton, primary owner of TheSpoof.com, is a newlywed and a man of honour that would not speak publicly of his private life however let it be it known that he cannot be expected to police The Forums as he once intended to do as his energies are now fully expended, and then some, pleasuring his young wife (touching side of nose knowingly).

So as of now today no writer or alleged writer shall post comments on said Forums without first writing a prerequisite story. This new policy shall be binding henceforth and will be strictly enforced via the honour system.

Denny Dooster
Head Proofreader and Gramatacist

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