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Monday, 8 March 2010

image for WowSoNowILoveThatHotCelebTeen Fashion Use new trends on the runway as a HAWT new way to impress your CRUSH!!

Hi, and welcome to the March WSNILTHCT Fashion pages.

I has all the hawt info to make you look Cool with a K!

Trend One:

Goth. The best gothic item of clothing we could find in New Look was fake diamond studded black leather denim cotton skinny harem pants!! So CUTE!! For JUST 1,576 pounds of your money!

Gothic make-up tip: Apply black eyeliner. There you go! 'Cause rock chic, rock chick and Goth are the same thing! Coooooooooooool! And hawt!

Trend Two:

Runway Chic!
This is the latest high-fashion HAWT style! Gawsh!
Seen on the DINKY [Dinky Inky New Karan York] catwalks, were flowers, 80's style stuff and things that looked very much like Michael Jackson's sequinned glove.
Just general shit you'd never normally wear if a teen queen mag hadn't told you so.
Find fashion accesories at mjimpersonators.net/glove.

Trend Three:

Autumn
It isn't Autumn, but it's the season to dress like it is indeed Autumn.

Try leaf patterned stuff.

And that's it for this week's fashion tips! GAWSH, us at the mag can't wait to try on our HAWT new stuff. GAWD!!

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