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Sunday, 7 March 2010

image for Ask a Canadian Trapper, They Never Lie Wily denizen of the arboreal forest plotting revenge

Question: Should Northern rivers be worked after freeze up?

Trapper: Definitely yes, the thickened ice is your friend for Winter travel.

Question: How long can the beaver hold its breath for under water swimming?

Trapper: The average beaver can swim submerged for up to eight minutes.

Question: Should I use dead-falls or jaw traps on my local politician?

Trapper: Definitely jaw traps, the dangerous beasts can usually outwit anything else. They sometimes will gnaw their leg off and escape though.

Question: Any pointers for keeping my neighbor's pesky kids off of my lawn?

Trapper: Please refer to the last answer above.

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