Question: Should Northern rivers be worked after freeze up?
Trapper: Definitely yes, the thickened ice is your friend for Winter travel.
Question: How long can the beaver hold its breath for under water swimming?
Trapper: The average beaver can swim submerged for up to eight minutes.
Question: Should I use dead-falls or jaw traps on my local politician?
Trapper: Definitely jaw traps, the dangerous beasts can usually outwit anything else. They sometimes will gnaw their leg off and escape though.
Question: Any pointers for keeping my neighbor's pesky kids off of my lawn?
Trapper: Please refer to the last answer above.